12/15/2004 at 4:31pm
wednesday
are you kidding me?
'A young woman given up for adoption as a child will try to pick her long lost biological father from a line up of impostors on a new Fox TV show called "Who's Your Daddy?" '
- news article
reality tv shows should have received their fatal wound with these gems: pretty people eating rhino nuts a la maggots; fat people working out; trolls who are ugly on the outside and soulless on the inside; my dad can't get laid; marry me cuz i'm rich, sorta, not really; election 2004; and the maury povich show...enough! i can't handle it...the $25 million dollar hoax...crying, yelling, tearing apart the family unit for all to see...lame. now an adopted girl has to guess who her real father is?? please...let me sum it up: she's excited, then overwhelmed, not sure if she can go through with it, having an amazing time, some crying, all the "potential" fathers are great and she wishes they could all be her father - somehow, then yelling, some more crying...then she can't handle the pressure, finally the twist at the end...she has two fathers.
you're fired.
sorry if i ruined it for you.
oh yeah and of course the girl is hot...typical.
this will be the worst tv show since cop rock
in the meantime learn how to fold a t shirt in 3 seconds. honest. watch how
happy christmas
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some links for today:
the best show on tv
list of scandals suffixed with gate
what in the world? kill me now...