8/21/2003 at 3:02pm
thursday
they're in the walls!
coming out of the cracks, light switches, plugs, vents, door locks, floor boards. ants!
ants....
i hate ants...give me any other bug and i will love it, feed it, pet it, and name it george...but ants...ants suck ass.
they end up everywhere from yesterday's crusty pasta dish to today's fresh glass of water even to last week's dirty clothes pile (wtf?).
the bedroom, the bathroom, always the kitchen...always.
i make special industrial strength poisons that kill them where they
crawel. but they seem to multiply. alerting headquarters to find another route to their pre-programmed destination.
damn them!
decades of poisons and insecticides have actually made these little fuckers into indestructible tanks. the only thing left is to squash them with an index finger...one by one.
...squish...
the traps of borax left out in hopes they take the delayed poison back to the nest where the entire clan will feast on the sugary outside only to crunch into the hard candy center of instant-paralysis. i think the borax no longer works. when i put a small drop on the cardboard placer, i promise you i hear a tiny bugle. they swarm around the clear liquid in droves. if you look close some of them are wearing party hats and swim trucks. it makes them stronger.
they are lushes.
waiting around after the last molecule of the tasty goodness is gone...waiting for...seconds? they can't be!
they will return, rest assured.
every remedy is temporary. a small fix.
i swear if there was an atomic fallout, ants would be carrying away the carcass of every dead cockroach.
. . .
some links for today:
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i like the last sentence of this story
Woman Hurt as Cellphone Bursts Into Flames
are you kidding me?